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Bangla Funny SMS

Bangla Love SMS-4.

Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Na jena na suna kokhono,Diyo nako mon.
Valo kore aage take jane nao,Sa kamon doron.
Aabeg ta komia alap ta jomia age jena nao tar vetor goron..Pore dio Mon!

Bangla Love SMS-5.

Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona...
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.

Bangla Love SMS-6.

Tumi achho bolei ekta notun shokal,
ekta notun alor roshni dekhi.
Shawpno dekhe beche thaker.
Ar amake ami khuje pai, ei prithibite.

Bangla Jokes SMS

Ist friend: kire! Ai samanna agate akdom kahil! ak soptaho dore akber o gorer bahire jassis na je?
2nd friend: na, mane, je trak ta amake dakka dieasilo seter gaea lekha silo aber dekha hobe.
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Saturday, 18 April 2009
71) Bangla funny SMS Collection-06

Bangla funny SMS-51.

Paglagarode ek pagoler oparetion hobe. Doctor, nurse shobai prostut. Kintu pagolta ekhono prostut hoy ni. Karon she ekhon amar sms-ta porte besto.

Bangla funny SMS-52.

ki shundor chokhgulo tomar. Ki mishti konthho tomar. Ki shundor chehara tomar. Khoda tomake emoni baniechhen je mone hoy- sheora gachh theke bujhi kono petni neme eshechhe.

Bangla funny SMS-53.

Eta ekta jadu. Tomar mobile er down key char bar chapo, tumi Aishwaria Rai ke tomar mobile dekhte pabe. Hay khoda ajo manush toke bekub banay?

Bangla funny SMS-54.

Taragulor shothhik shongkha gune ber koro, tomar mongol hobe. ************ ************** Kire bekub pathha? Dine- dupure tare gunchhish kenore?

Bangla funny SMS-55.

Jodi amar ekta camera thakto, ami tomar hashi, tomar smriti, tomar protiti muhurter chhobi tultam. Ar rakhtam...... amar............. rannaghore. Indurder bhoy dekhate.

Bangla funny SMS-56.

Ekta banorer tinta bachcha achhe. 1st ta khela korchhe, 2nd ta kola khachchhe ar 3rd ta holo she, je ei sms porchhe. Kire bandor kemon asot?

Bangla Jokes sms

Bangla Jokes sms

1) Hate,Rane,Kane Anguler Chipay Chapay,2 Raner Chapay Je Kono Chipay Dawad Bekhuj Khugle Chulkite Chulkite Chilla Felechen Rate Ghum Asena .Mone Chay Abir Kamla Diye Chulkai.Tobuo Aram PanNa,Ha Asen Amader Nikot A Khane Obigo Nil Pori Lal Pori Diye Tel Malish Kora Hoy.

2) Hehehehe
Ami toh aj shes...kheo amaree bachaaoo...mysmsbdr ak Meye req pataisa ..profile name:love minister
Email:love love love
Scl name:prem education....

3) Mamun: Kire Sohel Kal Tor Biye R Tor Mon Kharap Keno?Sohel: Kone Bari Theke Boleche, Bor Jatri Lok Kom Jete.Mamun: Tate Tor Ki Hoyeche?Sohel: Amake Jodi Na Ney...?

5) Boss: dekhoto amr number a k call dicy.
Manegar: call girl.
Boss: what amr fhone call girl fhone dicy.
Manegar: na boss mane meye fhone dicy.

6) Wife;Ai Sono Ami london Jachi 2mr Jonne Ki Anbo?husband;Amr Jonne Akta British Meye Niye Aso,Wife; Asar Por.Husband;Koi Amr Gift Koi?Wife;Opekha Koro 10 Mas 10 Din Por Pabe.

7) Indin Bondhu;Amader Deser Meyera Khub Sahosi,Ora Chele Der Dhore Rap Kore,Australia Bondhu;Ki Je Kow 2mi Polara Kom Jay Naki,Dakho Amader Deshe Dine Koyta Rap Kore Gune Ses Kora Jabe Na.Aktu Por Bangladeshe Bondhu;Vi Rap Ki Jines.

8) Protita Meye Chay Tar Pichone Jno Sob Chelei Guruk.Jar Fole Akta Meyer Piche Kom Kore 10ta Gadha Thake,Kintu 14ei Fabruary Te Akta Gadha Gurte Pare Baki 9ta Gadha Atimer Moto Pore Thake.

9) Hizla:Baba amar biye hobe na? Baba:Hobe hobe chinta koris na,tor biyer jonno patroder ke sms Post Kore Disshi.Sms pore hasle bujbi patro razi achey..!

10) Sir: 2mar Moto Meye S.S.C Fail korbe Ami Vabtei Parini_ Meye: Sir Baba Bolecen Fail korle Biye Diye Dibe, Tai Sujog Ta Hat Sara korlam Na..!

Adult Jokes SMS

* Husband : Can i kiss u?

    Wife : No!
    Husband : I will buy u Jewelry.
    Wife : No!
    Husband : I will buy u a car.
    Wife : Still No!
    Husband : I will take u to world trip.
    Wife : No No No.
    After listening all this their kid woke n Said
Daddy u can kiss me,
    But just buy me a bicycle plz!
Daddy : oh shut up.
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* How Fast Can U Guess the words?
    # Boo_s
    # _ _ndom
    # F_ _k
    # P_n_s
    # Pu_s
    # S_x
    Ans:
    # Books
    # Random
    # Fork
    # Pants
# Pulse
    # Six
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* Boy n girl of class 2 asked teacher:
" can kids of our age have kids? "
    Teacher replied " No never "
    Boy said to girl :
    " See i told u not to worry!!"
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* A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
    A women inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
    Man- No, i work in a condom factory n
    these r customers' complaints.
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* Man came home,
    Saw his wife with his friend in bed.
    He shoots his friend.
    Wife says,if u behave like this,
    U will lose all ur friend.

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Adult Jokes SMS

* Let me kiss ur lips,
    Let Me feel ur teeth,
    Let me feel ur tongue,
    "SMILE"
    This is ur friend
    "PEPSODENT"
    Reminding u to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everday
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* A notice in a Factory for girl workers.
    If ur skirt is long,protect urself from machines at work
If it is short,protect urself from men at work.
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* A Woman married a one legged man,
    She wrote to her mother:
"My Husband only has ONE FOOT"
    Her Mother Replied:
    "U r lucky,ur papa has ONLY 5 INCHES"

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* S#X is like NOKIA (Connecting people)
    Like NIKE (Just do it)
    Like PEPSI (Ask For More)
    Like SAMSUNG (Everyone is invited)
    And Like YOU (To GOOD TO BE TRUE)
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* A Beautiful girl to professor cabin
    And say
    That I will do anything to pass in the exams
    And Professor says
    NOW OPEN YOUR
    >
    > >
    >
    >
Books and study.
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