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Adult Jokes SMS
* Husband : Can i kiss u?
Wife : No!
Husband : I will buy u Jewelry.
Wife : No!
Husband : I will buy u a car.
Wife : Still No!
Husband : I will take u to world trip.
Wife : No No No.
After listening all this their kid woke n Said
Daddy u can kiss me,
But just buy me a bicycle plz!
Daddy : oh shut up.
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* How Fast Can U Guess the words?
# Boo_s
# _ _ndom
# F_ _k
# P_n_s
# Pu_s
# S_x
Ans:
# Books
# Random
# Fork
# Pants
# Pulse
# Six
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* Boy n girl of class 2 asked teacher:
" can kids of our age have kids? "
Teacher replied " No never "
Boy said to girl :
" See i told u not to worry!!"
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* A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A women inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man- No, i work in a condom factory n
these r customers' complaints.
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* Man came home,
Saw his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend.
Wife says,if u behave like this,
U will lose all ur friend.
Husband : I will buy u Jewelry.
Wife : No!
Husband : I will buy u a car.
Wife : Still No!
Husband : I will take u to world trip.
Wife : No No No.
After listening all this their kid woke n Said
Daddy u can kiss me,
But just buy me a bicycle plz!
Daddy : oh shut up.
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* How Fast Can U Guess the words?
# Boo_s
# _ _ndom
# F_ _k
# P_n_s
# Pu_s
# S_x
Ans:
# Books
# Random
# Fork
# Pants
# Pulse
# Six
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* Boy n girl of class 2 asked teacher:
" can kids of our age have kids? "
Teacher replied " No never "
Boy said to girl :
" See i told u not to worry!!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NBC<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
* A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A women inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man- No, i work in a condom factory n
these r customers' complaints.
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* Man came home,
Saw his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend.
Wife says,if u behave like this,
U will lose all ur friend.
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Adult Jokes SMS
* Let me kiss ur lips,
Let Me feel ur teeth,
Let me feel ur tongue,
"SMILE"
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
Reminding u to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everday
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* A notice in a Factory for girl workers.
If ur skirt is long,protect urself from machines at work
If it is short,protect urself from men at work.
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* A Woman married a one legged man,
She wrote to her mother:
"My Husband only has ONE FOOT"
Her Mother Replied:
"U r lucky,ur papa has ONLY 5 INCHES"
Let Me feel ur teeth,
Let me feel ur tongue,
"SMILE"
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
Reminding u to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everday
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* A notice in a Factory for girl workers.
If ur skirt is long,protect urself from machines at work
If it is short,protect urself from men at work.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NBC<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
* A Woman married a one legged man,
She wrote to her mother:
"My Husband only has ONE FOOT"
Her Mother Replied:
"U r lucky,ur papa has ONLY 5 INCHES"
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* S#X is like NOKIA (Connecting people)
Like NIKE (Just do it)
Like PEPSI (Ask For More)
Like SAMSUNG (Everyone is invited)
And Like YOU (To GOOD TO BE TRUE)
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* A Beautiful girl to professor cabin
And say
That I will do anything to pass in the exams
And Professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
>
> >
>
>
Books and study.
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