Bangla Jokes sms

Bangla Jokes sms,

Adult Jokes SMS

*  Husband : Can i kiss u?

    Wife : No!
    Husband : I will buy u Jewelry.
    Wife : No!
    Husband : I will buy u a car.
    Wife : Still No!
    Husband : I will take u to world trip.
    Wife : No No No.
    After listening all this their kid woke n Said
    Daddy u can kiss me, 
    But just buy me a bicycle plz!
    Daddy : oh shut up.
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*  How Fast Can U Guess the words?
    # Boo_s
    # _ _ndom
    # F_ _k
    # P_n_s
    # Pu_s
    # S_x
    Ans:
    # Books
    # Random
    # Fork
    # Pants
    # Pulse
    # Six
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*  Boy n girl of class 2 asked teacher:
    " can kids of our age have kids? "
    Teacher replied " No never "
    Boy said to girl :
    " See i told u not to worry!!"
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*  A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
    A women inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
    Man- No, i work in a condom factory n
    these r customers' complaints.
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*  Man came home,
    Saw his wife with his friend in bed.
    He shoots his friend.
    Wife says,if u behave like this,
    U will lose all ur friend. 

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Adult Jokes SMS

*  Let me kiss ur lips,
    Let Me feel ur teeth,
    Let me feel ur tongue,
    "SMILE"
    This is ur friend
    "PEPSODENT"
    Reminding u to brush ur teeth,
    Twice a day Everday
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*  A notice in a Factory for girl workers.
    If ur skirt is long,protect urself from machines at work 
    If it is short,protect urself from men at work.
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*  A Woman married a one legged man,
    She wrote to her mother:
    "My Husband only has ONE FOOT"
    Her Mother Replied:
    "U r lucky,ur papa has ONLY 5 INCHES"

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*  S#X is like NOKIA (Connecting people)
    Like NIKE (Just do it)
    Like PEPSI (Ask For More)
    Like SAMSUNG (Everyone is invited)
    And Like YOU (To GOOD TO BE TRUE)
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*  A Beautiful girl to professor cabin
    And say
    That I will do anything to pass in the exams
    And Professor says
    NOW OPEN YOUR
    >
    > >
    >
    >
    Books and study. 
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