Outer Space Jokes,

Outer Space Jokes

Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbar! Submitted by: Sarah
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter! Submitted by: Kassandra
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full. Submitted by: Devon
Q: what do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick
Q:What kind of music do planets sing?
A:Neptunes!
Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon! Submitted by: Delaney
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books! Submitted by: Bethany
Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder! Submitted by: Evan
Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny! Submitted by: Pixey
Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
A: The space bar! Submitted by: Annie
Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?
A: To visit the milky way. Submitted by: Erin
Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor! Submitted by: Lulu
Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A: Because Mercury moved in. Submitted by: LeeAnn
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter. Submitted by: Shawn and Tony
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was looking for Pluto. Submitted by: Tany
Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astronut.
Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I’m all spaced out!
Q: What do aliens on the metric system say?
A: Take me to your liter. Submitted by: Macsmom
Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
A: Because there was no atmosphere. Submitted by: Sari