Bangla Funny SMS

Funny SMS,

Bangla funny SMS-31.

Teacher: "Hasa" er English Ki ?
Student: LaF (Laugh)
Teacher: Good, Hasa-Hasi English ?
Student: LaFa-LaFi
Teacher: What ???

Bangla funny SMS-32.

Chadni Raat A: Soytan Gaan Gay, Iblish Tobla Bajay, Pori Ra Nache, Bandor Mula Chabay, Bekub Ra Mobile A Kotha Bole, Ahammok Ra Ghumay.Anyway "2mi Ato Rat A Mobile Nia Ki Koro?" 2me Kon Ta?

Bangla funny SMS-33.

Ami 5ti machi merechi tar moddhe 3ti machi gents, and 2ti machi ladies akhon apnader prosno thakte pare "gents-ladies ami ki vabe chinlam" tai na? ta hole sunun, 3ti machi bose-chilo seving crimer upor, R baki 2ti chilo lipsticker upor.

Bangla funny SMS-34.

Jekhane bondhutto, shekhane valolaga. 
Jekhane valolaga, shekhane valobasha. 
Jekhane valobasha, shekhane prem. 
Jekhane prem, shekhane bicched. 
Jekhane bicched, shekhane batha. 
Ar jekhane batha, shekhane Tiger Bum.

Bangla funny SMS-35.

Desh bepi "NARI", "PURUSH" Digital jorip cholse.
Apni "NARI" hole amer number'a 10 tk R "PURUSH" hole 20 tk pathan. "HIJRA"hole plz tk pathaben na, amrai Bujhe nibo. Desher 1st Digital jorip Kaje help korun, Digital Bangladesh gorun.

Bangla funny SMS-36.

Jokhon sukh gulo aral hobe,
kacher manus por hobe, 
kosto gulo pichu nebe, 
chader alo nevy jabe, 
sopno gulo venge jabe,
Tokhono hat barea dibo, 
bolobo-GHASH GULO KHA!!

Bangla funny SMS-37.

Dokhiner janalay jokhon khub eka thaki, 
Obelay meg kore, bristi name, 
tokhon khub icche kore jante,
Ekhono 2mi ki ager motoi bisanay hishu koro?

Bangla funny SMS-38.

bangla film:
past: chere de shoitan, deho pabi to mon pabi na!
present: chere de shoitan,deho pabi kin2 moja pabi na!
future: chup kor shoitan, mon chaile mon pabi - deho chaile deho, sobi hobe ogochore - janbe na keho.

Bangla funny SMS-39.

In a party center, a boy get PROKITIR DAK & asked a girl-
Boy: Excuse me apu, poshrab korar jaygata dekhaben?
Girl: Ja dusto! 2mer ta age dekhaw tarpor amer ta!

Bangla funny SMS-40.

Amar basay kal tumar daoyat, tumar jonno ja ja korechi ta holo....
1)Tela Poka Chor-Chori.
2)Idurer Kabab. 3)Tiktikir jhol.
4)Mosha Vaji. 5)Masi Fry.
6)Chika Soup. 7)Snake Fried Rice.
8)Kechor Nudols. 9)Kaoya Biriyani.
10)Cats Bergar. 11)Beji vegetable Rolles. 12)Beng Vaja 
Asbe kintu.........!!!!
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