Mix & Match Jokes,

Mix & Match Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake! Submitted by: Brett
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off.
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?
A: A scaredy cat! Submitted by: Molly
Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A porkchop.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
A: Fishsticks. Submitted by: Molly
Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?
A: Frostbite! Submitted by: Haley
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A: A walkie talkie! Submitted by: Foxygirl
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks. Submitted by: Robert
Q: What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors?
A: Confetti. Submitted by: Kelsey
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A: A lawnmooer. Submitted by: Hannah
Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
A: A sourpuss.
Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?
A: I don’t know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him! Submitted by: Brett
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny ribbit. Submitted by: Brett
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
A: Pooched eggs.
Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
A: Big holes all over Australia! Submitted by: Earl
Q: What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A: A flat cat.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football player with a pay phone?
A: A wide receiver. Submitted by: Brennan
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?
A: Cool music! Submitted by: A.A.T.
Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A: A big mac! Submitted by: carol
Q: What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A: A flying carpet Submitted by: Hareshvaran
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch?
A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom! Submitted by: allison
Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a snake?
A: A jump rope! Submitted by: ayush
Q: What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
A: Catfish Submitted by: Ms. Holland’s 3rd grade class
Q: What do you get when you cross a Border Collie and a daisy?
A: Cauliflower! Submitted by: Amanda
Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?
A: A slowpoke Submitted by: allysia
Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A: Mashed potatoes! Submitted by: Maggie
Q. What do you get when you cross a mouse with a squid?
A. An eektopus!