Bangla funny(mojar)sms and Jokes(kotuk)collection

 Bangla funny(mojar)sms and Jokes(kotuk)collection 9

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Madam : Kon kaj chelera pare but meyera parena?

Hablu : chelera jamar botam khule hatte pare but

Meyera parena.

Madam : what!

Hablu : Parle apni khule dekhanto…

272.

Sontan : Ammu, tumi kadcho keno?

Ki hoiche tomar?

Maa : Tur abbu amake talak diyeche!

Sontan : ki halar put harami rkhon kotai?

Maa : ekhon se sms porteche…

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273.

Friend 1: kothae jash bondhu?

Friend 2 : doctor er kache .

Friend 1: keno?

Friend 2 : R bolisna girl friender misti misti

Sms pore amar daivetis hoie geche..

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274.

Sir ..Jodhi tomar friend r lover pukure dube jai

Tahole tumi kake bachabe?

Stu.. 2jonke morte don.

Sir .. Keno?

Stu…Ora 2jone eksate pukure ki korche?

Sir .. What.!!!!  

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275

Sir < kipta kake bole?

Student < Jara sms dena.

Sir < Murkho kara ?

Student < Jara sms pore ans dena.

Sir <Bolod ki kore?

Student <Bose bose monujog diye ekhn sms pore.

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