Bangla jokes sms

Bangla funny SMS-15.

Onek meye "Mula" dia kore, Abar Onek meye "Gajor" dia o kore abar onek meye "Sosha" Dia o kore. Abar sobkisu eksathe dia o kore.... Ke kore...? "Salad toyri kore"

Bangla funny SMS-16.

I am sorry dosto ato din ami tomake avoid korichi, tomar sathe kotha bolini, tomar hat dorini, SMS korini, sorry dost amar jana chilo na "AIDS" choace rug noy.

Bangla funny SMS-17.

Tai tai tai , Gorur Mangsho khai,
peter vitor kemon kore, 
Bathroomete jai, 
hagar Pore cheye dekhi, 
jangia khuli nai.

Bangla funny SMS-18.

1 Message received, 
1 cool person sent it. 
1 Fool is reading it. 
1 Fool get angry. 
1 Fool is still reading . 
1 Fool is 4warding 
this SMS to another Fool.

Bangla funny SMS-19.

Din sundor, Surjo uthle! Raat sundor, Chad Uthle! Sopno sundor, Modhur hole! Sriti sundor, Purono hole! Aar tumi Sundor Ekta lez Lagale !!!

Bangla funny SMS-20.

U r 70% Smart, 75% sweet, 85% Naughty, 90% Cute & 100% Lovely. So Total: 70+75+85+90+100=420.............Oh no! Ur Totally a 420 !!!
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52) Bangla funny SMS Collection-01

Bangla funny SMS-1.

Ek bar cheye dekho surjo k ane debo
Ek bar bole dekho chad take pere debo
Ek bar kede dekho chouk gulo muse debo
Ek bar hese dekho dat gulo venge debo

Bangla funny SMS-2.

2me Amar Ringtone, 2me Vibration
2me Amar hot GP Connection
2me Amar SMS, 2me Amar MMS,
2me Amar Hridoy Jure NETWORK COVERAGE

Bangla funny SMS-3.

Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore, Bangla funny sms
Kao Kao Gonta Khanek Kore,
Kao Kao 2/3 Gontao Kore,
Kao Kao ta aber Sara Rat Doray Kore....Ki kore?
Ki Abar ....MOBILE CHARGE!!

Bangla funny SMS-4.

Tur jonna anta pari akas thaka tara,
Tui bolla bachte pari oxyzen sara,
Prithibi takeo lutate pari bondou turi pai,
Abar tui bol avaba r koto mittha bola jai!

Bangla funny SMS-5.

U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?

Bangla funny SMS-6

Voyonkor 1ta sopno dekhe ghum theke uthe gelam. Shopne dekhlam Prithibir shob 'SAGOL' mara gese. Tarpor thekei 2mar jonno tension hocche. Beche thakle miscal dio!!!

Bangla funny SMS-7. 

Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms 

Bangla funny SMS-8.

2mer Satha Tanki Maira Manibag Faka,
Mase Mase Goccha Dilam Hazar Pachek Taka.
Akhon 2me Kaita Poro Amai System Koira?
Eccha Kora Size koira Day Bondo Tura Doira! 

Bangla funny SMS-9.

Tomar Jonnae Boka Amar Pahar Soman Jala...
R Aj Sai Tumie Bolle Amai...
HABO BHAI 2ME HABOE ROYYA GELA!! 

Bangla funny SMS-10.

Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,
Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,
Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,
Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,
Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki?
Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!!
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Tuesday, 14 April 2009
51) Bangla Shuvo Nobo Borsho sms Collection-01

Nobo Borsho sms- 1.

Tomar jonno Sokal, Dupur, Tomar jonno Sondha,
Tomar jonno sokol Golap,sob Rojoniogondha,
Tomar jonno sob Sur, tomar jonno Chondo,
Notun bosor boye anuk Onabil Annondo. Shuvo Nobo Borsho.

Nobo Borsho sms-2.

Tor eccha golo ure beyrak pakhna doti mele, 
Dinguli tur jak na jeno emni hese khele, 
Opurno na thaka jano tor kono iccha, 
Ai kamonay bondo toke nobo borsher suveccha.

Nobo Borsho sms-3.

Notun Surjo, Notun Pran, Notun Shur, Notun Gan, 
Notun Alloy katuk adhar, Par hoye jao okul pathar, 
Katuk Bishad Asuk Horso, Suvo hok APNAR NOBOBORSHO.

Nobo Borsho sms-4.

Choitrer Raat Sheshe Shurjo Ashe Notun Beshe, 
Shei Shurjer Rongin Aalo Muche Dik Tomar Jiboner Shokol Kalo,
SHUVO NOBOBORSHO

Nobo Borsho sms-5.

Sharoter haway dule Shovra Kashful,
Nodir 2 kul tai Anonde Bakul. 
1 Chilte Megher 1 tukro Alo, 
Kisu china shudo thako Onek Valo. 
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

Nobo Borsho sms-6.

Dinguli jemoni hok thik e jai Kate,
Tobe bolo lav ki purono sriti Geta,
A Bochore puron houk tomar Sokol Asha,
Nobo Borsho te tomar jonno ata e kori prottasa.

Nobo Borsho sms-7.

Bondhu mane Nil Sagore Uchle Pora Dheu, 
Bondhu mane Apon Kore Khuja Newa Kau. 
Bondhu mane Dure Giyeo Thaka Kachakachi, 
Sokal-bikel Janie dewea “BONDHU AMI ACHI” 
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

Nobo Borsho sms-8.

Jodi Rong Chao, Dibo Fuler Nirjas; 
Jodi Canvas Chao, Dibo Suvro Akash;
Bonduta Chao Jodi, Pran Die Dibo; 
Chao Jodi Vule Jete,Chal Tule Nebo.
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

Nobo Borsho sms-9.

Bondhu thake Shukher Dine
Bondhu thake Dukher Dine
Boishakeri Jhoro Haway
Boshonteri Snigdho Melay
Bondhu 2mi Acho Bole
Hashte Pari Mon Khule 
Shuvo Nobo Borsho

Nobo Borsho sms-10

Ting tong.. Open the door.!
K.k.? Ami sms.
Ki chao.?
Akta katha balbo.. Balo
SHUVO NOBO BORSHO...
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Tuesday, 7 April 2009
13) Bangla kabita SMS-02-copy right-ahasan-sms.blogspot.com

Bangla Kabita SMS-11

Jode kum kum mekha sajale nijeke,
Apon madhuri ongge,
Bondu 2mer pother sathe k,
Nebe ki 2mer song-ge.

Bangla Kabita SMS-12

Kisu chondo vashey thake,
Kisu thake mone,
Bose asi 2mer ashay,
Ramner fulo bone.

Bangla Kabita SMS-13

Dibbo Kore Bolchi Tumai Ar Hobena Vhul,
Hariye Tumai Aaj Amije Na Pai Vebe Kul,
Roylo Amar Ai Abedon Grohon Koro Mura…
Aager Moto E Badbo amai Nikhad Premer Dura

Bangla Kabita SMS-14

Ki Bhabe Chaibona Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Sapno Jure,
Ki Bhabe Bhalobasbona Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar onntor Jure,

Bangla Kabita SMS-15

Ki vabe vulbo Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Bhabana Jure,
Ki Bhabe Jete Di Tomake Ami,
Jhakon Tumi Sudui Royecho Amar Dehho Jure!!

Bangla Kabita SMS-16

Joto Bhalobasa Peyechi 2mar Kach Thake;
Dustu Ai Mon Chai Aro Besi Pete;
Ki Jani Tomar Modhe Ki Achhe;
ai Mon Chai 2mak Aro Besi Kase Pete.

Bangla Kabita SMS-17

Khusbhu Er Moto Tomar Modhe Miliye Jabo;
Sukun Hoye Tomar Hridoy Vore Debo;
Anubhab Kore Khusite Thakbe;
Jokhon Amay Mone Korbe;

Bangla Kabita SMS-18

Hariya Jabo Jadin Ami
Porbe Amai Mone
Ek Fota Jol Asthe Dio
Tomar Choker Kone
Sedin Jotoi Dakbe Amai
Debona Ami Sara
hoea jabo sedin ami
Nil Akasher tara.