Bangla funny(mojar)sms and Jokes(kotuk)collection

 Bangla funny(mojar)sms and Jokes(kotuk)collection

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 1.

Friend 1 : 2r roll koto?
Friend 2: Atannobboi & 2r roll koto?
Friend 1: Moydar nobboe!
Friend 2 :Roll ki abar moyda hoi naki?
Friend 1 : Turta ata hole amarta moyda hote parbena keno??
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2.
Friend 1: Kire meyeta toke marlo keno?
Friend 2: Amar duder glase oy meyetir orna porchilo,
Tay bollam ,medam orna tulen dudh khabo.R tate she amake marlo.
Friend 1:   ha ha ha!

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3.
Sir : Boloto kon sentence e article nay?
Student : Apni jodhi onumoti den ami bolte pari.
Sir : Tik ache bolo.
Student: I love you.
Sir : ki bolle !!
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4.
Rughi : Amar ki hoieche doctor?
Doctor : Apnar yes water rug hoieche?
Rughi : Yes water rug mani bujlam na?
Doctor : Yes = ha R Water = pani, apnar hapani rug hoieche.

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5 .
Sir : Tomader moddhe sobcheye alshe ke?
Student : jani na sir.
Sir : Tomra nischoy jano.jokhon tomader likhte di k na likhe boshe take?
Student : Sir apni.
Sir : What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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6.
Girl : Excuse me brother that,s my site.
Boy : ok  but i am not your brother, My father never touched your mom.
Girl : Sorry darling!!



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7.
Police : Tuye ey niya 3bar tanaye asli tur lojja kore na.
Ashami : Amito mattro 3bar tanaye aslam r apnito protidin 
ey ashen apnar lojja kore na ?


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8.
Sir : Boloto kon jati pronirvorshil?
Student :Nari jathi, sir.
Sir : ki kore bujle ?
Student : Sir apnar meye amake blechilo ami tomake chara bachbo na .
Sir : ki bolli toi.....!



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9.
sir : Jodhi pora na parish,tobe tor mathar sob chul tene chire pelbo.
Student :Etodin pore bujlam!
Sir : ki bujli...........?
Student :Apnar mathay chul ney keno!



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10.
Girl : Amar jonno chelera pagol  amar piche piche gurte takhe.
Boy : Kom dhami jinisher customer ektu beshi thake tomi hoito janona.
Girl :ki bolle tomi........!

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